Interesting Facts Concerning Martin Van Buren Bates And His Lovely Wife, Anna H. Swan Bates
Author Unknown – May 1880
The public mind has been excited by the wonderful stories about a remarkable couple, said to be the tallest and largest people in the world. So extraordinary were the accounts of these giants that, as it was learned the Capt. Martin Van Buren Bates and Anna H. Swan Bates were making a tour of the West, a reporter interviewed the gigantic couple and ascertained the truth in regard to them for the benefit of readers. It was no small job, and it must be acknowledged that in all his reportorial experience the writer had never before been detailed to tackle any such weighty subjects.
From the reports, it was expected to find two very fleshy people of large stature, so many of whom are advertised as wonders, but who are, in fact, monstrosities, their immense developments being the result of disease. No more fallacious idea could be formed, however, and when the reporter, after having sent in his card was politely ushered into the presence of Captain and Mrs. Bates, he found himself comforted by two as perfectly formed gentlefolks as he had ever seen. The first impression was of awe, and it occurred to the interviewer’s mind that half the truth had not been told. A feeling of insignificance overcame him, and he appeared to sink to the lilliputian dimensions of tiny Jack the giant killer, that historical personage so dear to the juvenile mind. Having recovered from astonishment, the polite and courteous greetings were acknowledged. Captain Bates remarked as he extended his hand, that “he was an admirer of the press,” and he fully demonstrated his affections for it when he allowed his 100 square inches of palm to envelop the insignificant member of its representative. Mrs. Bates received with a stately, courtly bend of the body, learned probably in the halls of royalty, and it is feared that the reporter awkwardly recoiled, as her towering form yielded, from an unconscious fear that something was about to fall on and crush him.
But a brief description of these remarkable people must be given in order that some idea may be gained of how they differ from ordinary mortals. Capt. Martin Van Buren Bates was born in Whitesburg, Letcher County, Kentucky, November 9, 1846. He is 7’ 11-1/5” in height and weighs 478 pounds. His father was about six feet tall and his mother was a lady of ordinary stature. He was the youngest of 12 children, seven boys and five girls, and the tallest of his family, except himself, who was a brother killed at Vicksburg during the war, and who was 6’ 2” in height. No cases of extraordinary size have ever been known in any of his ancestors, and his extraordinary developments must be viewed simply as a freak of nature, as it cannot be accounted for on any scientific grounds.
Nature, as usual, did not propose to do things by halves, and in 1849 Miss Anna H. Swan was born in Colchester County, Nova Scotia. As the sequel shows, she was intended a champion for the big boy.
Her parents were rather small-sized people, her father being but five feet and four inches in height and 145 pounds, while the mother was five feet and two inches, and weighed 110 pounds when in robust health. She had three brothers and five sisters, all of ordinary size, and no other case of remarkable growth has ever been known among her progenitors. Mrs. Bates was as tall as her mother when six years of age, but she continued to shoot upward, and today she is exactly the same height as her husband and weighs 413 pounds.
Both the lady and gentleman are perfectly proportioned, every member corresponding and aiding to produce a symmetrical but colossal figure. When the reporter called Mrs. Bates, who is an exceedingly fine looking lady, was dressed in handsome blue silk, cut in the most fashionable style, with bands of delicate white lace at the throat and wrists. She wore a quantity of very elegant jewelry, and her hair was dressed high, thus making her appear taller than her stately lord. Captain Bates is a perfect apollo in figure and quite a Chesterfield in manners. He has a frank pleasant face, giving clear indications of the massive heart within him. He affects only a newly-waxed mustache, his broad cheeks giving evidence of a close intimacy with a keen razor.
Captain and Mrs. Bates are people of more than average intelligence and show that they have improved the opportunities they have had for acquiring information of people and places during their extended travels.
“Do you think you have stopped growing, Captain?” asked the reporter.
Captain: “Well, I hope I have. I have reached the height of my ambition and have got things perfectly well fixed to enjoy life as I am now.”
Reporter: “Were you brought up to any business?”
Captain: “I am a thorough granger. I was brought up on a farm and now I own one myself at Seville, Medina County, Ohio. I have 162 acres in fine shape and take great pride in it.”
Reporter: “You have a giant’s castle on it.”
Captain: “Yes, we have a pretty good house. The lower story is 12 feet and six inches and the upper level is 12 feet. Our doorways are eight-and-one-half feet high, while ordinarily they are seldom over six-and-one-half.”
Reporter: “Of course, your furniture compares with the building?”
Captain: “In every room we have chairs for my wife and myself, but, of course, we have ordinary furniture for our friends and servants. Our own furniture was made especially for us by Herndon of Cleveland. The bedstead is eight feet and four inches long, and five feet six inches wide. The chairs, bureau, and washstands, in fact, everything corresponds. We experience a great deal of inconvenience when traveling, on account of the diminutive size of the ordinary furniture. I took a fancy to a spring bed and had one made at Hartford. It is a big thing.”
Reporter: “Where have you been since you left the farm?”
Captain: “I served in the Fifth Kentucky Infantry during the war. Confederate, you know, but it was one of the bravest brigades the world ever saw. Since then I have been amusing myself mostly traveling about looking at little men and women.”
Reporter: “The ready-made goods stores are but of little use to you, Captain.”
Captain: “Not a bit. There is not a single garment or article I use but what has to be made especially for me. My boots are about No. 17 and are made for me by a man in Seville. My hats are nearly a nine, my collars 25 inches, and I guess if my gloves were gauged they would run up to at least 14. I have the most trouble with my clothes. My trousers, in fact. You see the cloth is made narrow and while it is all right for men of ordinary size, a pair of pants for me consumes an immense quantity, unless the nap runs both ways. My wife says it takes about three times as much cloth for my clothes as for men of the usual size.”
Reporter: “Captain, does your strength correspond with your size?”
Captain: “I think it would if I developed it.”
Reporter: “Did you ever hear of any person as large as yourself?”
Captain: “No, sir. I am satisfied that I am the largest man in the world, and probably as large as was ever born. I have devoted much time to studying the subject, and I am satisfied that there never existed a race of giants, as is claimed. There is actually nothing to corroborate the theory. They claim that men of gigantic stature are vouched for by the Bible. I claim that we know nothing of their base of measurement, and that the standard has increased since those times, so that a cubit might have been a very small measure of length.”
Reporter: “Mrs. Bates, I presume your large family enjoys good health?”
Mrs. Bates: “Excellent.”
Reporter: “I presume that you are the tallest lady in the world?”
Mrs. Bates: “While we were abroad, the most eminent physicians and scientists assured me that there was never before a lady within 18 inches of my height.”
Reporter: “Excuse my inquisitiveness, but how many yards of silk are there in the dress you wear?”
Mrs. Bates: “Well, this is rather scant, there are only 65 yards in it. My full evening reception dress requires 80 yards of material.”
The reporter did not become too inquisitive, being exceedingly modest, hence he left many questions that suggested themselves for the ladies to ask when they attend the reception in this city. However, he saw a dress boot peeping from under her skirt and mentally decided that it would be called a narrow 12.
Reporter: “I suppose that you have your special pew in church?”
Captain: “Yes indeed. We have a nice new Baptist Church at home and have had seats constructed for us. My wife is a member of the church and a very devout Baptist.”
Reporter: “I beg your pardon, Madame, but did they….
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